The news is bad, but at least there may be a giant pancake breakfast in the works.
Welcome to the news. You want a dinosaur cat, don’t you?
There’s always a little schadenfreude in the news haikus.
Because reading all the news takes too much time, I’ve put it into easily digestible haiku.
You get a gold medal, and you get a gold medal, and you get a gold medal! Everyone gets a gold medal for living through this week’s news!
The news in Haiku is a few days early because I’m going on vacation to a place without phone or Internet. Coco will have her updates to the news on Friday.
Penn State, passwords, banks
Everyone’s doing something
Read it in haiku Read More News in Haiku Say Yoo-hoo!
So we were out on vacation last week, but now we’re back with all the news that’s fit to write in 5 and 7 syllables.