Awkwardette’s Ill-Advised Guide to Getting it On: Oxytocin, You Fickle Mistress

Have you ever had a hook-up that, while just a hook-up, had your knees shaking the next day just thinking about it? You’ll grin at yourself thinking of all the dirty things you did, and you feel the dreaded heart pangs, and you just can’t get that person off of your mind. I fucking hate that shit. I spend the next day in a long-term post-coital haze. I usually spend this time reading celebrity magazines, and I try to get a mani/pedi, and I shower like 10 times hoping that if I can just get the smell off of me I will be way less likely to remember it, and therefore be 10 times less crazy.

 

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“My Partners Have a Problem When I Don’t Have an Orgasm.”

Q: So I started becoming sexually active eight years ago with my first boyfriend. My sexual experience consists of him and five drunk hook ups. I love sex. Love everything about it, and I’m really at a point in my life where I want to get drunk and hook up with a friend or acquaintance… Read More “My Partners Have a Problem When I Don’t Have an Orgasm.”