Here’s everything to read when you’re chilling after turkey.
No, really. Why? I feel like these 90 degree days in September are worth some discussion. No, you say? Fine. On with the news! Read More Midweek News: Why Is It Still So Hot?
Here’s the news to keep you in-the-loop for all those
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Hey! It’s news! Obama had the worst week ever and a bunch of other bad things happened, but it’s Friday and we all get to sleep in tomorrow.
The news is a lot of the same ol’ same ol’. But at least we discovered that Lululemon pants are just as overpriced as we thought!
All this week, I kept thinking each day was the day that was supposed to come after. So, yesterday, I thought it was Friday. The news didn’t make this feeling any better. But today, at least, is actually Friday.
Well hello kittens, I see you have returned for another week of the news. Read More News Appetizers: Everybody Wants To Rule The World
There are certain things I want to be sure I know about: when presidential candidates drop out of races, when charges are brought against certain people, and whether Apple is fixing the prices on my e-books. I never knew I really wanted to know about laser-equipped dinosaurs. Read on!