Linotte Reads Fifty Shades of Grey: Chapter Nine

Happy Thursday!! Let me help you get through the middle of the week with a recap of Chapter Nine of Fifty Shades of Grey. This chapter is full of some laughs, so let’s get this started. I’ve tried to make this one as safe for work as possible.

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Linotte Reads “Fifty Shades of Grey”: Chapter Eight

Happy Monday!  And here’s the recap of Chapter Eight of Fifty Shades of Grey.  Now before plodding on, I’m going to give you fair warning: This chapter isn’t only not safe for work, but also has the unsexiest sex scene I’ve ever read.  So make sure you’re not eating or drinking something, because you may spit out whatever is in your mouth in either laughter or disgust.

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Linotte Reads “Fifty Shades of Grey”: Chapter Seven

Happy Thursday, Persephoneers! We’re on our way to our countdown to the weekend, but we’re still so far away from it! No worries. Take a break from your long, stressful day with some good zingers from Chapter Seven of Fifty Shades of Grey. I guarantee you, it’ll be the best way you ever spent your ten minutes while sticking to those UFYH 20/10s. Read More Linotte Reads “Fifty Shades of Grey”: Chapter Seven

Linotte Reads “Fifty Shades of Grey”: Chapter Six

Well, it’s Wednesday, Persephoneers, the middle of the week, the halfway point to the weekend, and what some of us call Hump Day, if ya know what I mean.  But don’t let this Hump Day be a slump day.  I have my run-down of Chapter Six of Fifty Shades of Grey for you to read.  Surely these passages, along with my witty, winsome commentary, will bring some sunshine to your cloudy day.

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Linotte Reads “Fifty Shades of Grey”: Chapter Five

Happy Monday, Persephoneers! Let’s start this week out right with some laughs from Chapter Five of Fifty Shades of Grey. Let me help you get through the Monday afternoon drag. Trust me, the task of reading this series is arduous, but the results are worth it. Read More Linotte Reads “Fifty Shades of Grey”: Chapter Five

Linotte Reads “Fifty Shades of Grey”: Chapter Four

Happy Tuesday, Persephoneers! Just to help you get through your week, I’m now on Chapter Four of Fifty Shades of Grey, and there are a lot of zingers in this one. So get set for some laughter and thoughts of, “WTF?!” as I take you through the best of the worst – or the worst of the best, depending on how you want to look at it. Read More Linotte Reads “Fifty Shades of Grey”: Chapter Four

Linotte Reads “Fifty Shades of Grey”: Chapter Three

Happy Monday, Persephoneers! Let’s start the long, arduous work week out with some laughs, shouldn’t we? Without further ado, here are my thoughts and snotty comments Chapter Three of E. L. James’s Fifty Shades of Grey.

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Linotte Reads “50 Shades of Grey”: Chapter Two

Happy Thursday night, Persephoneers! In twenty-four hours, we’ll be starting the weekend. How about we start it off right with some laughs and musings about Chapter Two of E.L. James’s stirring romantic novel Fifty Shades of Grey? Read More Linotte Reads “50 Shades of Grey”: Chapter Two