With the holidays upon us, there is a lot of talk about not only gift-giving and gift-receiving, but also about the gifts we would like to receive, whether or not they’er realistic. I have a running list of these. My top five are as follows:
Whether crispy, crunchy, gluten-free, non-dairy, soft and chewy, or downright gooey, everyone has a favorite chocolate chip cookie.
As a genuine certified Old, I’ve lived the vast majority of my life without the ability to text, and instead have had to use my own voice to talk to other people over the phone. Here’s a secret: I hate talking on the goddamn phone. Continue reading Lunchtime Poll: Text or Talk?
Friends, I want to know what you make for Thanksgiving that isn’t considered Thanksgiving “canon,” so to speak. And for our non-American/non-Canadian readers, what would you make for Thanksgiving, if you decided to participate?
There are so many TV shows. With some, you don’t even have to make the decision of watching or quitting, they’re canceled (before their time). But what about the others?
You’re out driving and listening to the ’90s station as usual, since you’re fairly skeptical about pretty much all music that came out after 2003 or so. Suddenly, “Macarena” comes on. What do you do? Continue reading Lunchtime Poll: A Gen-X Dilemma
Unicorns let me bare my musical soul to you, and I’d like it if you bared yours to me. Continue reading LTP: Most Embarrassing 00s Song You Know All The Words To
As a lover of a limited number of pumpkin-related things (baked goods and soup, mostly) it pains me to write this, but pumpkin-mania is exhausting. We live in the Internet age, where attention spans are short and ruckus-raising abounds, there’s no reason pumpkin condoms and coffees should still exist in 2014. Continue reading Lunchtime Poll: Overthrow the Pumpkinarchy