These movies aren’t guilty pleasures. They aren’t the movies you actively seek out, or suddenly crave in the middle of the night. Read More Lunchtime Poll: Movie You Always Watch
I wanted to write something funny today, but when I sat down at the keyboard I realized that I didn’t have anything funny to say. Don’t you hate it when that happens? I cast around for inspiration, and all I could think of was an old Steve Martin joke:
You know, a lot of people come to me and they say, ‘Steve, how can you be so fucking funny?’ There’s a secret to it, it’s no big deal. Before I go out, I put a slice of bologna in each of my shoes. So when I’m on stage, I feel funny.
Sadly, I have no bologna in the house, so I’ve decided to let other people be funny for me. Read More Never Tell an Alligator “Bite My Snatch”