One Pasty At A Time: We All Put On Our Stockings One Foot At A Time

Consider me surprised, but I seem to have a knack for nipple tassels. Thank god, because when you are surrounded by women who professionally dance for a living, there’s something about the fact that you: 1) have never taken a dance class in your life and 2) have about as much rhythm as a transistor radio, that can weigh heavy on your confidence when you seem to have an inability to get the steps right all on the first time.

[Slightly NSFW pictures after the jump]

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Mad Men: Smoke Gets in Your Eyes in Every Bar in Manhattan, Remember When?

Ladies and gentlemen, we are gathered here today to witness the union of two of my greatest loves: Netflix Instant and Mad Men. While we’re all waiting impatiently for the new season to air next year, I’ll be here on Mondays recapping all the clever word play, the sexual repression, the forays into psychotherapy and shotgun ownership, and the beautiful love shared by Don and Roger. Does everyone have their adult beverage of choice, their cigarette, their conspicuous consumption? Do you feel the change blowin’ in the wind? Spectacular. Please be seated. Read More Mad Men: Smoke Gets in Your Eyes in Every Bar in Manhattan, Remember When?