News in Asia Is Back

Welcome back lovelies! I hope the new year has started off well for all of you. Read More News in Asia Is Back

News in Europe: At Least You Didn’t Marry a Bunny, Nigel

Citizens, I missed you! Sara did a great job while I was busy having fun — but at least I was having good, clean European fun. Germany was sunny, and the news was… boring. Not much happening over there, so let’s look east, which is where the real news is. Read More News in Europe: At Least You Didn’t Marry a Bunny, Nigel

Midweek News: Shaking Things Up

It’s the middle of the week. There are things going on in this world of ours. And man, is it depressing. Read More Midweek News: Shaking Things Up