Open Letter to People Who Pee on Toilet Seats

Dear Inconsiderate Pissers,

This week I have sat on no fewer than five toilets covered in pee in train stations, mall bathrooms, airports, and in restaurants. It seems that everywhere I go, one of you has left me a present to marinate my butt in. Well, I’m tired of cleaning up other people’s piss. Read More Open Letter to People Who Pee on Toilet Seats