Why I Hate Cinco de Mayo

This post originally appeared on Persephone Magazine in 2012, but remains just as true today.

Cinco de Mayo commemorates the battle of Puebla where the Mexican army defeated the French. It is barely celebrated in Mexico and I hate it; I hate it with a passion and I get irrationally angry when I see what a huge deal it is made out to be here in the U.S. Read More Why I Hate Cinco de Mayo

Why I Hate Cinco de Mayo

Cinco de Mayo commemorates the battle of Puebla where the Mexican army defeated the French. It is barely celebrated in Mexico and I hate it; I hate it with a passion and I get irrationally angry when I see what a huge deal it is made out to be here in the U.S. Read More Why I Hate Cinco de Mayo

Badass Bilingual Bitches

A state law calling for English-only in the public schools. A national movement of “Americanization.” Educators and administrators working to erase the home culture of their students. Sounds like today, right? Nope. Think 1900s Laredo, Texas and enter Jovita Idar and Leonor Villegas de Magnón who said, “Fuck that, our children deserve better.” Read More Badass Bilingual Bitches

LTP – 8/17/11

I have written before about my Rosetta Stone journey (which I have been neglecting. Lo siento, espa̱ol!), but my Spanish is passable enough to allow me to communicate marginally with the Spanish-speaking tourists who come to my job daily. I still retain a marginal level of French-speaking ability, even though I used to be fluent, and I can converse with our amis Francophones as long as they remind me of words I have forgotten. But if I had to choose one language to be fluent in it would absolutely be Spanish. Read More LTP Р8/17/11

Rosetta Stone and Life Skills

As you know, I am using Rosetta Stone to try to learn Spanish.  As you may know, if you have ever tried to learn a language, pretty much every scenario involves people being completely dumb and/or socially awkward.  Here are some of my favorites from so far in my Rosetta Stone journey. Read More Rosetta Stone and Life Skills

Estudio Español con Rosetta Stone

In my field, fluency or even conversational Spanish is exceptionally valuable. I know a little, and I pick up languages pretty easily, but what I really want is to be able to actually speak Spanish. Like, have a conversation. Have a client come in and feel like they can trust me because I speak their language. When I worked, I loathed having to do sessions via a translator because it was so stilted and awkward. But I can’t shell out $400 for a term of Spanish classes. Enter: Rosetta Stone.  I was able to procure Rosetta Stone at an extreme discount. If you buy it off the website, each level of Rosetta Stone is $269. From my best guess, it seems like one level is about what you would learn in one term if you were taking a language class at your local community college. So, $500 for three levels is probably less than you might pay normally for three terms, but it’s still pricey.

So, how does it work? It’s very easy to use and kind of fun.There are different segments for reading, listening, speaking, and writing. You learn grammar and pronunciation, and the lessons move quickly. It works in sort of an “immersion” method, being that it just shows a picture and says or shows a word and expects you to pick up on it. There is a lot of repetition, and I think it does a good job of integrating words you’ve learned previously into future lessons. It feels very fluid.

Luis from Sesame Street pointing to a water fountain and a sign that says Agua
This is Luis from Sesame Street, sadly not a Rosetta Stone feature

The pros: I think my Spanish is improving. I am at a point where people will often stop me and ask me in Spanish for directions, and I am able to communicate enough to help them. I enjoy learning and it feels good to be challenging my brain. I try to do it for a little bit every day, but it’s flexible. This is great for people who are busy or just don’t want to make the commitment to a class.

The cons: Sometimes it doesn’t understand what I am saying, which leads me to screaming into my headset, “Sonofabitch I said CUARENTA, CUARENTA PLATOS!! Goddammit!” And still it just gives me the Wrong Answer buzz. Humiliating. Obviously since it’s a computer program, I have no way of knowing whether I actually blow at saying “forty plates” in Spanish or if it just didn’t understand me.

It’s expensive. I don’t know if I would pay full price for it if I had to, and if I lived somewhere where they didn’t feel like language classes needed to cost the equivalent of actually traveling to the country, I would probably prefer to take an actual class.

Some of the words and phrases it teaches seem a little ridiculous to me. I can now feel comfortable asking someone, in Spanish, if they speak both Chinese AND Arabic. I can tell you if milk smells bad or rice tastes good, but some more practical day-to-day stuff like ¿donde es el baño?, I have not learned yet.

Because it uses the immersion-style, it doesn’t drill verbs and verb endings into your head. For those of you who remember endless conjugation drills in school, this might be a blessing. But it also means that if I learn a new verb somewhere, I still don’t know how to conjugate it. I don’t know if this comes later on, I’m still on level 1, but I wouldn’t mind some flash card-style repetitions of present, past, and future tenses.

So would I recommend Rosetta Stone? Despite the fact that my con list here is a lot longer than my pro list, I am enjoying it and I’m glad I have it. I just think for the cost there are some things I would like to see done differently. If you are able to procure Rosetta Stone at a discount, then I recommend it without hesitation, but I wouldn’t pay full price.

In the meantime, if anyone wants to come over and have a Spanish conversation with me, well, as long as you only wanted to talk about how many cats there are and whether or not they are sleeping, then we’re good.