“I am so over Sookie and her precious fairy vagina and her unbelievably stupid name. F**k Sookie!”
It’s the end to another season of True Blood. I know that you, dear readers, have many important feelings about the gory finale, just as I do, so let’s share them over this recap. Read More Recap: True Blood, Episode 4.12, “And When I Die”
“If she would have goddamn let her parakeet rest in peace, then Eric Northman and Bill Compton wouldn’t be marching on Moon Goddess to blow up my fu**ing cousin.” Read More Recap: True Blood, Episode 4.10, “Burning Down the House”
“Sorry man, I stopped listening about half way through.”
You and me both, Jason. You and me both. We are halfway through what should have been the best season of True Blood so far ““ the witch war and Sookie/Eric should have been plenty to propel the storyline ““ and I’m about ready to stop listening. Read More True Blood Recap: S4, E8 ““ “Spellbound”
Since when has any fanatic been held back by the improbability of their righteous mission?
Read More True Blood Recap: S4, E7 ““ “Cold Grey Light of Dawn”
Eric, snap the f*ck out of it! You have no loyalty to Bill Compton. You are a Viking vampire and god and you bow to no one! If someone crosses you, you rip out their liver with one fang!
Read More True Blood Recap: S4, E6 ““ “I Wish I Was The Moon”
You are incapable of love. You are damned. You cannot be saved. You are a creature of death, and the living are only good for one thing, and it is not love.
Read More True Blood Recap: Season 4, Episode 5 ““ “Me and the Devil”