The Shittiest Princess and the Ouch! Crap! Noooooo! Day

The Shittiest Princess is a series of funny fairy tales for those of us who ain’t exactly cartoon princesses. Stay tuned for a new adventure every week!  You can find the whole series here.

There once was a magical place called Kingdomville. (For the purposes of our story, “having a pretty nice skating rink” is the same as “magical.”) Read More The Shittiest Princess and the Ouch! Crap! Noooooo! Day

A Shave and A Dance: DIY Snatch Care

Q. Any advice for shaving one’s pubic hair? I always seem to get, erm, stubble and that’s just not nice for sexytimes. (Nobody likes a carpet burn!) I’m kind of interested in waxing, but also terrified of it, so any insight into how to get a smooth mound would be (forgive me) gnarly! Read More A Shave and A Dance: DIY Snatch Care

The Hair Affair: Revisited

Q: Any advice for shaving one’s pubic hair? I always seem to get, erm, stubble and that’s just not nice for sexytimes. (Nobody likes a carpet burn!) I’m kind of interested in waxing, but also terrified of it, so any insight into how to get a smooth mound would be (forgive me) gnarly! Read More The Hair Affair: Revisited

Awkwardette’s Ill-Advised Guide to Getting it On: On the Pubic Record, Pt. 3: Ass Hair (No Clever Name Required)

There’s a false misconception floating around that you have to have anal sex in order to be paranoid about your ass hair. Well, well, let’s set the record straight–anyone, including you, can be all weird about your butt hair. Read More Awkwardette’s Ill-Advised Guide to Getting it On: On the Pubic Record, Pt. 3: Ass Hair (No Clever Name Required)

Awkwardette’s Ill-Advised Guide to Getting it On: On The Pubic Record, Pt. 1: All the Hairy Ladies

I get anxious about going on dates for a few different reasons. Am I going to say the wrong thing? Am I not showing enough cleave? Most importantly: what the fuck do I do with my pubic hairs? Read More Awkwardette’s Ill-Advised Guide to Getting it On: On The Pubic Record, Pt. 1: All the Hairy Ladies

The Body Love Reflex

I think it’s about time that I share another vaguely embarrassing story with you!

Last week, I took a moment to indulge in my latest self care obsession — mani/pedis. There’s something so lovely and pleasantly mindless about picking out a nail polish color, dunking your feet in warm water, and watching the Food Network out of the corner of your eye with a bunch of your neighbors. Read More The Body Love Reflex

LTP 7/1: Milestones (Sort of)

We celebrate a lot of milestones in our lives; births, graduations, marriages and the like.  However, there are a lot of little milestones that Hallmark doesn’t make a card for.  I’m talking about the funky life changes that sneak up on you, the ones that leave you feeling like you want to tell someone, even though you’re not sure who. Read More LTP 7/1: Milestones (Sort of)