7 Questions

7 Questions for a Witty Gentleman: Subject C

Today’s witty gentleman hails from Australia, and he brings a certain Aussie flavor to our weekly column where we ask men the hard and/or ridiculous questions. 1. You’re running for mayor, what’s your campaign slogan?

I’m not kissing that baby.

2. You’re given a restaurant to run, but only have the resources to serve one entrée, one side dish, one dessert and one beverage. What are they?

I’m not sure it matters since there’s no main dish on the menu….we’re going broke at the end of the week!

3. Cosmo claims it’s sexy for a woman to playfully slip her scrunchie ponytail holder around her lover’s member during foreplay. Is there any truth to this claim?

Sure, I like being emasculated with pink dressy accessories in order to get lucky. Her cheerleader skirt stays on, though…

4. What songs are on the mixtape you play when you want to get lucky?

Any of the action sequence tracks from Michael Bay movies.

5. What was the last book you read?

Dilbert – it’s like a Hollywood novel of my life but without the joyful retribution.

6. You’re granted super hero status unexpectedly. What’s your name and what’s your superpower?

Long Tongue Liar – Men believe anything i say & women believe anything they secretly wish.

7. Mad Lib answer: Give me two nouns, two adjectives, a verb and an interjection.  (Note: Apparently this one did his research and did not fall for my Mad Lib ploy… Curses!)

In other news, the Pope said today that the filthy are all still going to a fiery hell, unless you have AIDS, in which case you can go at it like an innocent altar boy. Ouch!

By [E] Selena MacIntosh*

Selena MacIntosh is the owner and editor of Persephone Magazine. She also fixes it when it breaks. She is fueled by Diet Coke, coffee with a lot of cream in it, and cat hair.

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