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Lunchtime Poll 11/22

It’s finally lunchtime, no matter how much anyone’s morning drug like it was being pulled by snails.  Look at you, knocking those things off your todo list like a champ! You are glowing with productivity and awesomeness, and you’re owning the hell out of Monday.

Today’s lunchtime poll is a bit of a twist.  We’re going to play with snarky pop culture equations.  The best reply we get will get a modest prize and may end up on our next round of Zazzle mugs.  (see below, when you buy mugs, the writers can buy lentils and internets.) Here are some examples to get you started:

?Tiffany (Samantha Fox + Traci Lords) + 25 years÷ the price of ½ yard leopard print spandex = Ke$ia

(Scott Baio + Danny Bonaduce) ÷ Leif Garrett + (Tom Jones – Tom Selleck) – 40 years = John Mayer

(Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory – Gene Wilder) x (Fame – well developed non-white characters) x (Harold & Maude + autotune) = Glee

Go forth and amaze us with your wit, readers!  In the meantime, here’s a cheery .gif  to entertain you as you scroll down to our Zazzle widget.

Mathy image credit

By [E] Selena MacIntosh*

Selena MacIntosh is the owner and editor of Persephone Magazine. She also fixes it when it breaks. She is fueled by Diet Coke, coffee with a lot of cream in it, and cat hair.

2 replies on “Lunchtime Poll 11/22”

(Frankie Avalon + Fabian) / (Elvis Presley) x Forever 21 = ‘Nsync/BSB/98 Degrees

(Sandra Dee + Shelley Fabares) / (Connie Frances + Loretta Lynn) x (Tiger Beat + People Magazine) x Bonne Belle lipgloss = Taylor Swift

(Young Marlon Brando) x (Duke of Windsor) / Dick Clark’s American Bandstand + Simon MacCorkindale’s nostrils = Chuck Bass

(Old Warner Brothers action films) + (70’s disaster epics) / (Maxim magazine’s top 10 list) + Dramamine + Copacabana School of Dramatics* = Michael Bay film
[*CSD is an All About Eve reference.]

(Louella Parsons + Andy Warhols’ Factory) x American Idol/ Hollywood Confidential + Self Hate + Weight Watchers = Perez Hilton

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