It’s finally lunchtime, no matter how much anyone’s morning drug like it was being pulled by snails. Look at you, knocking those things off your todo list like a champ! You are glowing with productivity and awesomeness, and you’re owning the hell out of Monday.
Today’s lunchtime poll is a bit of a twist. We’re going to play with snarky pop culture equations. The best reply we get will get a modest prize and may end up on our next round of Zazzle mugs. (see below, when you buy mugs, the writers can buy lentils and internets.) Here are some examples to get you started:
?Tiffany (Samantha Fox + Traci Lords) + 25 yearsÃ· the price of ½ yard leopard print spandex = Ke$ia
(Scott Baio + Danny Bonaduce) Ã· Leif Garrett + (Tom Jones – Tom Selleck) – 40 years = John Mayer
(Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory – Gene Wilder) x (Fame – well developed non-white characters) x (Harold & Maude + autotune) = Glee
Go forth and amaze us with your wit, readers! In the meantime, here’s a cheery .gif to entertain you as you scroll down to our Zazzle widget.