I know it’s one of those days you had to drag yourself out of bed and onto the job or the day’s responsibilities. Even the thought of delicious cranberry salad or green bean casserole can’t console you, because there is still an entire layer of bullshit between you and the holiday.
We know your pain, readers. We know the minute hand on the clock is going to thwart you today. Even those of you so in love with your jobs you wake up singing most days are ready to be looking at the backside of today. And that’s okay, readers. We love you anyway. And we’ve got your back today. We’re keeping it mostly light and fluffy, and it looks like the hopper is full to the brim with a complete schedule today. To get you started, here’s a little headphone candy before you tackle the TPS reports.