3 Million – Number of attendees at the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, which is why you will never see me there
46 Million – Turkeys that will be munched on at Thanksgiving this year
2 – Turkeys that were spared slaughter when they were “pardoned” by President Obama this year
40 Million – Green bean casseroles will be served
816 – Average miles traveled for the holiday weekend
1,618 – Miles (0ne way) yours truly will be traveling this weekend
4,500 – Calories in the average Thanksgiving meal
4,500 – Estimated number of calories in this Paula Deen “Deep Fried Stuffing On A Stick” which fortunately looks unappealing enough that the calorie content will likely never be an issue:
0 – Number of Turduckens I am interested in eating. Ever.
12 – Number of “Thanksgiving Jello Shots” Sandra Lee probably consumes before creating one of her infamous tablescapes or Kwanzaa cakes.
100 – percentage of your weird uncles who will unbutton their pants while still seated at the table