The 2010 Kardashian Christmas photo was released this week, and it features America’s favorite family (if the Obamas want to compete, they better get Malia and Sasha modeling contracts, stat!) in a pose that combines Addams Family gloominess with Boardwalk Empire-style gangster-cred (little Mason is in a pinstriped suit for crying over easy) with what I can only assume is a hefty dose of Photoshop’s airbrushing tool. Plus, Scott Disick has never looked so orange nor so American Psycho-esque. Go look at the photo if you must, but I can’t promise your eyes won’t bleed.
So let us return to happier times, when the K-clan were allowed to crack smiles and wear dresses that covered all parts of their busoms, even side-boob.
You can see more pictures on Kim Kardashian’s website, plus the worshiping-Santa one at KidGlue.com (No, I’d never heard of it either).