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LadyGiftguides: Happy Hump Day! NSFW.

This is probably not the gift guide in which you’re going to find something for your mom or your boss. But if you’re buying for a lover, or a raunch-loving friend, these items might please.

Maybe you wouldn’t give “Anal Angels 14” as a holiday gift (or maybe you would, I don’t judge) – but classy and hot Comstock Films DVDs make great gifts for lovers of sex and/or documentaries. Real couples talk about themselves and their relationship, then they get down, and you get to watch it all. There’s an inimitable realistic quality to them that just doesn’t happen in most commercial porn films. Those who prefer their erotica to be of the literary sort would enjoy Anais Nin’s classic Delta of Venus, if they haven’t already. On the lighter side, The Sexy Book of Sexy Sex, by Kristen Schaal of The Daily Show and Flight of the Conchords, is laugh-out-loud funny and dead sexy (just like Ms. Schaal herself).

Edible massage oil candles from Skinny Dip Candles: they smell scrumptious and taste just as good. Equally delicious are these flavored lip balms – bonus: buying these balms supports Sexy Is For Everybody, a sex-positive feminist blog which features ethical porn. Also, be sure to check out the SIFE Store for a great selection of gift-worthy sex toys and more.

I’m fascinated by this peep show token pendant from petsalad. Other sexy jewels from Etsy: this necklace from BeadedFrogDesign featuring a girl getting oral from the moon (less awkward than it sounds), and this tongue-in-cheek “Sex Slider” necklace from soradesigns. Plus, any reader of Regretsy knows that vagina-themed items abound on Etsy. For those, I recommend anything in the shop of VulvaLoveLovely.

Flying Spaghetti Monster knows that there are far more risque gifts out there than I could ever hope to list, so if you know of something sexy that you think would make a good present, tell us in the comments!

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