Welcome, Year of the Rabbit! Today’s Poll is a simple one: What’s your Chinese Zodiac? As far a I know, unlike the blow that came in January to Western Astrology, the Chinese Zodiac hasn’t changed in well, ever.
So, what’s your sign, baby?
Not sure? Check out this handy chart and find out!
Personally, I”m an Ox.
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Wait a second, no cocks? I thought for sure there’d be a least a few. It’s so eternally embarrassing to have a horoscope that makes teenaged boys smirk.
I have to share my super crazy Chinese horoscope for today:
The energy of Nyun-Sai, which means flirtatiousness, is not a very good energy. With the lustfulness of the day Pyun-Jae added to it you will have an overly strong libido. You will try to find a person who will satisfy this urge by any means. Unfortunately, you will have to spend a lot of money in order to achieve this.
Is it just me, or if this the most insane horoscope ever?
Chinese porno? LOL
I’m a wood snake. No dildo jokes please.
But I should be a Vietnamese Cat, right? This is Vietnam’s Year of the Kitty–they don’t do bun-buns.
Dog (Yang, Metal).
I’m a tiger. Roar!
Like Amy Chua? Just kidding.
I’m a rabbit! It’s my year, baby.
Dragon! I’m pretty sure it’s Dragon…
Ah the dragon. East Asians always want dragons. Dragons were the sign of the emperor, they chased the sun back into the sky each new year, and were fierce creatures.
We snakes are known as “little dragons”.
I knew my sign was pretty great! I’m really interested in Eastern as opposed to Western horoscopes. I think I’ll go poke around the google now…