Good afternoon, dear ones. I thought today we’d share our love for the attractive men and women who populate our TV screens. I think we’ve talked about general actor crushes before, but TV crushes are different. Oftentimes your attraction is at least partly tied to the character they portray, not to mention the sort of false intimacy that’s created by seeing this person every week.
Who’s mine, you ask? I’m going to cop out and confess to a tie: Joel McHale and Mike Rowe. My relationship with Joel McHale has actually gotten more serious since I started seeing him twice a week, on The Soup and Community. Mike Rowe, on the other hand, can be found just about everywhere but is probably best known as the guy from Dirty Jobs. Behold!