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Ladyghosts: BSG 1.09 “Six Degrees of Separation”

Due to unforeseen issues that may or may not be related to a wrinkle in the fabric of space and time, Cylon infestation or an unruly unicorn, your regular recapper could not be here today.  So we don’t set things back, I am proud to present my impromptu review of “Six Degrees of Separation” in haiku, limerick, acrostic and couplet.  Persephone Magazine: Embracing the dorky since 2010.

There once was a hot man from Caprica

Who got left behind by Galactica

He met a hot secret Cylon

and turned the red in her spine on

when they made a deus ex machina.

 

Cylon raider is creepy

but no red eye shines

because Starbuck punched it out

 

Crotchety

Old

Lush

On a mission

Needles Starbuck

Ensuring her

Lazy ass gets back

To work.

Inside his

Gruff outsides

He’s a teddy bear.

 

Gaius Baltar had a HeadSix

Said her God was made of tricks.

She set him up with lots of drama

To look like a traitor to Adama.

Gaeta helped expose the lies

Behind her Shelley G. disguise

HeadSix came back and righted the wrong

Baltar the hero was her plan all along.

 

By [E] Selena MacIntosh*

Selena MacIntosh is the owner and editor of Persephone Magazine. She also fixes it when it breaks. She is fueled by Diet Coke, coffee with a lot of cream in it, and cat hair.

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