Hello friends, and welcome to the second installment of our semi-regular peek behind the curtain of Persephone: it’s time for Editorial Email Theatre. If you missed our premiere, go catch up and we’ll see you soon.
Sally J: Condos are like herpes ““ easy to get, hard to get rid of.
POM: You’d be surprised what expensive shampoo and the occasional spa gift card will get you.
Hattie: I’ll sound the Horn of the Unicorns! Woooooooooooooomp!
SaraB: “¦I’m slightly afraid of the copy editors.
Xfafafabulous: *rattles changesock*
POM: LOVE the OT. It’s probably cheating if I play, right? CHEATING IS A GERUND. NOUNING A VERB WITH -ING.
Hattie: I was that fairy! Where is my glitter wand?
Selena: I think those bastards eat soap.
POM: THAT SUGGESTION IS BAD FOR MY PANTS.
Selena: Fuck pants! Pants are tools of the patriarchy!
SaraB: I get “me” and “my” mixed up a lot. It must be my secret pirate fantasies sneaking through.
POM: YARRRRRR
Xfafafabulous: SERVER IS DOWN. I REPEAT, THE SERVER IS DOWN. WHERE ARE OUR SERVER UNICORNS?!
Selena: Once, in a fit of hunger, I made a grilled macaroni and cheese sandwich, and it was everything you imagine it can be.
POM: RESPECT RUBY’S AUTHORITAH.
Selena: Even Wonder Woman needs an invisible jet. Dream crusher.
POM: I was trying to sleep in today, but I woke up when [spouse] was yelling at [dog] for walking across the pool cover to go poop.
And, once again, obscenity warning and name removed to protect the guilty:
It was really hard not to tag that with #fuck you with a beard of bees
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5 replies on “Editorial Email Theatre”
I think the funniest part is trying to imagine the context of these snippets!
That is my second favorite herpes reference. The best is simply “glitter is the herpes of the craft world.”
So many caps!
For true. I got them from your medicine cabinet.
God, I’m a capsy bitch.