Hey, did you guys know it’s hot out? It’s hot all over the country, did you know that? I bet you haven’t heard from everyone ever that there is a heatwave SWEEPING the country! (And none for Oregon. Goodbye.)
I hate talking about the weather. But some people like it. And for those of you who love to talk about how hot and miserable you are, this thread is for you. Want to get into a Weather Olympics contest? Do it here! My Facebook right now is like a climate poker game. “I see your 102 degrees and raise you… 99% humidity!” It’s also a competition to see who can be the grossest. Tell me again just HOW many shirts you sweated through today? Fascinating. And you say you’re developing a heat rash as well?! My goal is to be equally as annoying with my complaining about other people complaining about the weather. It’s the circle of obnoxiousness. Enjoy your evening, friends!
Fun facts: This song will forever remind me of Sweatin’ To The Oldies. I think I still know the moves.