To get us all excited about Monday, I’m pulling out a classic for today’s lunchtime poll. Today, we’re eschewing the normal format to play a rousing game of “Would You Rather?” Find out how we’re bloggifying it, and the opening contenders, after the break.
If you reply to this post directly, you need to answer one of the WYRs below, and present a choice to those following you.
If you reply to another commenter, you need to answer their challenge and give one of your own to the next player.
Cool? Rock on, let’s get started. Pick one of the following horrible choices and comment away below.
Would you rather:
1. Eat a live palmetto bug (giant flying cockroach for non-US southerners.) or ghost-write Charlie Sheen’s memoirs?
2. Have a phone number one digit off from a very specialized escort service or discover you’ve been labeled a fashion “don’t” in a popular magazine or website?
3. Live in a world with no coffee or inherit a distant cousin’s unruly triplets in a wacky will reading?
4. Live in a world where everyone can read your mind (but you can’t read theirs) or live next door to the worst Winger cover band in the history of cover bands.