I have a very serious question for you today. Which goes better on french fries: ketchup or mayonnaise?
This is an ongoing debate between my friend Robbie and me. He is a mayonnaise lover. He doesn’t just put it on french fries, he puts it on everything. He would probably eat mayonnaise-covered mayonnaise if he could get away with it. And he hates ketchup. I, on the other hand, will eat almost anything if it has ketchup, but I abhor mayonnaise unless it has been mixed with hard-boiled eggs and a little mustard. I doubt we will ever be able to settle our debate, since neither of us is willing to try the other’s preferred condiment, but we have managed to look past our differences and remain friends.