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Never Mind the Neilsens: Round One Final Results

We’ve seen glorious ups and devastating downs as our favorite lady characters have faced off in the past two weeks. Find out who’ll be facing off with whom next week, after the cut. 

Tie Breaker

Roseanne Conner slightly edges out Leela.

Supporting Lady in Drama

#4 River Song (Doctor Who) v. #13 Boomer (BSG)

Next week: River Song v. Willow (BtVS)

#6 Arya (Game of Thrones) v. #11 Mac (Veronica Mars)

Next week: Arya v. Pam (True Blood)

#7 Daenerys (Game of Thrones) v. #10 Jessica (True Blood)

Next week: Daenerys v. Kaylee (Firefly)

#1 Joan Holloway (Mad Men) v. #16 Number Six (BSG)

Next week: Joan v. Faith (BtVS)

Supporting Lady in Comedy

#4 Miss Piggy (The Muppet Show) v. #13 Dr. Amy Farrah Fowler (Big Bang Theory)

Next week: Miss Piggy v. Samantha Bee (The Daily Show)

#6 Sue Sylvester (Glee) v. #11 Britta (Community)

Next week: Sue vs. Karen (Will & Grace)

#7 Margaret “Hot Lips” Houlihan (MASH) v. #10 Carla (Scrubs)

Next week: Carla v. Sookie St. James (Gilmore Girls)

#1 Jane Lane (Daria) v. #16 Shirley (Community)

Next week: Jane Lane v. Emily (Gilmore Girls)

Leading Lady in Drama

#4 Peggy Olsen (Mad Men) v. #13 Dr. Temperance Brennan (Bones)

Next week: Peggy v. Olivia Benson (L&O:SVU)

#6 Veronica Mars v. #11 Martha Jones (Doctor Who)

Next week: Veronica Mars v. Donna Noble (Doctor Who)

#7 Fuck Yeah, Jessica Fletcher (Murder She Wrote) v. #10 Kara “Starbuck” Thrace (BSG)

Next week: FY,JF v. Zoe (Firefly)

#1 Buffy Summers (BtVS) v. #16 Angela Chase (My So Called Life) (with roughly 98% of the vote.)

Next week: Buffy v. Dana Scully (The X-Files)

Leading Lady in Comedy

#4 Leslie Knope (Parks and Recreation) v. #13 Clair Huxtable (The Cosby Show)

Next week: Leslie v. Lisa Simpson

#6 Lorelai Gilmore (Gilmore Girls) v. #11 Annie (Community)

Next week: Lorelai v. Liz Lemon (30 Rock)

#7 Daria v. #10 Rory Gilmore (Gilmore Girls)

Next week: Daria v. Lucille Bluth (Arrested Development)

#1 Goddamn Golden Girls v. #16 Julia Sugarbaker

Next week: TGDGG v. Roseanne Conner

By [E] Selena MacIntosh*

Selena MacIntosh is the owner and editor of Persephone Magazine. She also fixes it when it breaks. She is fueled by Diet Coke, coffee with a lot of cream in it, and cat hair.

8 replies on “Never Mind the Neilsens: Round One Final Results”

uuuughhhh. Lorelai is moving on? Noooo. And the GDGG beat out Julia Sugarbaker??  This is devastating.  And all those Game of Thrones people. I don’t ever understand what’s going on in that show! They can’t win if I never understand the plot!

Veronica Mars and Roseanne are cold comfort.

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