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Never Mind the Neilsens: Round Two Final Results

First, remember that we all love each other.  Second, there’s always next year. Third, click through and find out the results at your own risk. Fourth, I’m just the messenger. Fifth, WE ARE IN A FIGHT.

The winners are in bold, as always.

Day One

Willow Rosenberg vs. River Song

Miss Piggy vs. Samantha Bee

Peggy Olson vs. Olivia Benson

Leslie Knope vs. Lisa Simpson

Day Two

Arya vs. Pam

Sue Sylvester vs. Karen

Veronica Mars vs. Donna Noble

Lorelai Gilmore vs. Liz Lemon

Day Three

Daenerys vs. Kaylee

Carla vs. Sookie St. James

Fuck Yeah, Jessica Fletcher vs. Zoe Washburne

Daria vs. Lucille Bluth

Day Four

Joan Halloway vs. Faith

Jane Lane vs. Emily Gilmore

Buffy vs. Dana Scully

Roseanne Conner vs. The Goddamn Golden Girls

Next week, we’ll decide the following:


Joan vs. Willow

Arya vs. Kaylee


Jane Lane vs. Miss Piggy

Karen vs. Carla


Buffy vs. Peggy

Veronica vs. Zoe


The Goddamn Golden Girls vs. Leslie

Liz vs. Daria

By [E] Selena MacIntosh*

Selena MacIntosh is the owner and editor of Persephone Magazine. She also fixes it when it breaks. She is fueled by Diet Coke, coffee with a lot of cream in it, and cat hair.

12 replies on “Never Mind the Neilsens: Round Two Final Results”

NOOOOO the GDGG!!!!  Uuuuugh Hipster Nonsense! Hipster Nonsense!  This is horrrible.

I was getting so smug because everyone I wanted to was advancing and then I have to see that at   the end. Uuughhhhh.

Joan vs. Willow and Buffy vs. Peggy are going to be tough because they are badasses from different eras. Like, if Joan and Peggy lived in the ’90s would they be able to slay vampires? Or alternately, if Willow and Buffy lived in the late 50’s would they be able to buck the patriarchy?? Hmm.

aaaand now there’s pretty much nobody I care about left in the race any longer….

*sobs* how can Arya beat Pam??? Pam who smiled after being tortured and looked at the jewelry her torturer was holding and said “how did you know I was a Tiffany’s girl?”, who threatens to “eat, f*ck, and kill all three of you” and you don’t know whether you want them to run or say “yes please!”.  HOW? I ask you, HOW????

I haz a sad. Most of the people left I barely know anything about.

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