First, remember that we all love each other. Second, there’s always next year. Third, click through and find out the results at your own risk. Fourth, I’m just the messenger. Fifth, WE ARE IN A FIGHT.
The winners are in bold, as always.
Day One
Willow Rosenberg vs. River Song
Miss Piggy vs. Samantha Bee
Peggy Olson vs. Olivia Benson
Leslie Knope vs. Lisa Simpson
Day Two
Arya vs. Pam
Sue Sylvester vs. Karen
Veronica Mars vs. Donna Noble
Lorelai Gilmore vs. Liz Lemon
Day Three
Daenerys vs. Kaylee
Carla vs. Sookie St. James
Fuck Yeah, Jessica Fletcher vs. Zoe Washburne
Daria vs. Lucille Bluth
Day Four
Joan Halloway vs. Faith
Jane Lane vs. Emily Gilmore
Buffy vs. Dana Scully
Roseanne Conner vs. The Goddamn Golden Girls
Next week, we’ll decide the following:
Monday
Joan vs. Willow
Arya vs. Kaylee
Tuesday
Jane Lane vs. Miss Piggy
Karen vs. Carla
Wednesday
Buffy vs. Peggy
Veronica vs. Zoe
Thursday
The Goddamn Golden Girls vs. Leslie
Liz vs. Daria
12 replies on “Never Mind the Neilsens: Round Two Final Results”
You Firefly fans disgust me. DISGUST ME.
And don’t you Buffy people think you’re going to get off scott free, either.
How is it that the only two sci fi shows in existence that I don’t like always end up winning in this type of thing? :(
Veronica Mars for the WIN!!! WOOOOO!!!!!
Actually, if it gets down to Veronica Mars versus Buffy I’m going to stake an 09er out of frustration.
THERE IS NOT A SINGLE DOCTOR WHO CHARACTER LEFT. THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE.
TEAM DONNA FUCKING NOBLE FOR LYFE.
DONNA NOBLE IS THE WINNER IN MY MIND.
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA. I CAN’T HEAR YOU.
Dead. To. Me.
Who even are you people, voting like this? I thought we were friends.
DONNA! NOOOOO! I don’t even care who wins this stupid thing anymore. Donna Noble is the baddest badass who ever badassed, and no one will tell me otherwise.
And no more Lucille? Or Pam? All my beautiful snarky lady loves are gone.
NOOOOO the GDGG!!!! Uuuuugh Hipster Nonsense! Hipster Nonsense! This is horrrible.
I was getting so smug because everyone I wanted to was advancing and then I have to see that at  the end. Uuughhhhh.
Joan vs. Willow and Buffy vs. Peggy are going to be tough because they are badasses from different eras. Like, if Joan and Peggy lived in the ’90s would they be able to slay vampires? Or alternately, if Willow and Buffy lived in the late 50’s would they be able to buck the patriarchy?? Hmm.
aaaand now there’s pretty much nobody I care about left in the race any longer….
*sobs* how can Arya beat Pam??? Pam who smiled after being tortured and looked at the jewelry her torturer was holding and said “how did you know I was a Tiffany’s girl?”, who threatens to “eat, f*ck, and kill all three of you” and you don’t know whether you want them to run or say “yes please!”. HOW? I ask you, HOW????
I haz a sad. Most of the people left I barely know anything about.
And I will never forgive y’all for not voting Donna Freaking Noble Y’all through. Never.
I, for one, refuse to believe that Fuck Yeah, Jessica Fletcher is not going all the way.
In my heart, she will always be the winner.
Kaylee beat Dany? I love Kaylee, but DRAGONS. Same with Pam/Arya. I love Arya, she’s my fav, but VAMPIRE. And don’t even get me started on Faith.
At least Willow and Buffy won, I guess.
Heartbreak, guys. Heartbreak!