Hot pink 1960s vintage beaded dress, from my collection.

Hot pink 1960s vintage beaded dress, from my collection.

Hot pink 1960s vintage beaded dress, from my collection.

Hot pink 1960s vintage beaded dress, from my collection.

By Lucy Woodhull

Lucy Woodhull is a novelist, humorist, parodist, and all-around geek. Her new venture is THE SHITTIEST PRINCESS, a series of un-fair-y tales right here on Persephone. You can check out her sexy, fun romantic comedies at www.lucywoodhull.com.