[Note: The images in this post will be NSFW.]
Let’s start with the vulva. It takes a small amount of a few different kinds of yarn – use any color you want, since all vulvae are different – and follow the pattern to make it in whatever size you want. You might want to make yourself a boob pillow. If you want to keep going with the lady business, you can make a knit uterus (you’ll need pipe cleaners and fiber fill for that) or a felted cervix. To make this a little political, you can sign up to send handmade girly bits to various male politicians who are trying to take our rights away.
If you’re interested in freaking people out, you could always make yourself a fetus coin purse. Because why not.
Wearable and Usable Naughtiness
There are all sorts of things to cover the man junk (or a vibrator) – there’s even one you can customize to whatever pattern you want, including a baseball and bat or an elephant. For the ladies, there’s a wealth of pasties on Ravelry – from a basic pattern to ones that look like olives and leaves. You can get a thong for men or women.
The birds and the bees. The deer, the kangaroos, the elephants, the cows, the bears and the bunnies. Seriously, if you want to, you can make a project featuring those species getting busy. You never know when that might come in handy.