News Appetizers in Haiku ‘Cause We’re Cool

Another week done
The scream, vaginas and moon
Rest up for next week

It’s a super moon
Which means it’s a giant moon
So go howl at it
(NASA)

Vaginas are cool
Bacteria fight it out
No one knows who wins
(Live Science)

Chinese activist
Wants asylum in U.S
Human rights? Yeah right.
(NY Times)

12 minutes for The Scream
To be most expensive art
Winner still unknown
(NY Times)

Romney aid has quit
Republicans don’t like him
Because he is gay
(Al Jazeera)

Read Bin Laden Docs
Show big Al Qaida divide
Most of it boring
(Slate)