One piece of good news
Can make all the worst not bad
Read on for some hope
Shall I Compare Thee To a Person with a Moral Compass?
Love won yesterday
Gay marriage is okay now
Though still not legal
(NY Times)
Immigration Enforcement in Arizona Remains A Clusterfuck
Sheriff Arpaio
Probably a racist guy
Justice suing him
(NY Times)
Forget the Pony, I Want a Mammoth
Mini-mammoth found
Size of a cat – I want one!
Too bad it’s extinct
(NY Times )
Can I Get Some Antibiotics for That?
Contagious cancer?
Infections cause 1 in 6
Could we prevent them?
(LA Times)
Turns Out Mittens Was Mean in High School. Big Surprise?
Romney a bully
Schoolmates say he was vicious
Wonder if he’s changed?
(Washington Post)
I Only Post This Story Because It’s So Common and People Forget That
Decapatation
Eighteen found in Mexico
Drug war is awful
(Al Jazeera)
2 replies on “News Haikus Want a Mini-Mammoth”
MINI MAMMOTH! I had no idea!
Love these news haikus!
I also want a mini-mammoth! Â Come on, science! Â Haven’t you seen Jurassic Park?