Hello, kittens. If you can’t stand the news, read it in haiku.
George Jefferson Actor Dies at 74, Move on Up
Hemsley moves on up
To that great big apartment
In the sky so high.
LATimes
OMG, the Drug War Benefits Uncle Sam. No shit!
CIA said to
Manage drug trade according
To Mexican source
Al Jazeera
Drop Dead Fed
Ben Bernanke says
New stimulus crucial to
Avoid implosion
NYTimes
Apple Makes Buttload of Money, Investors Still Cranky
Ginormous profits
Still disappoint rich white dudes
Where’s my iPhone 5?
BBC
Are You Employed, Mr. Lebowski?
L.A. stoners frown
Councils bans dispensaries
Time to call The Dude
LATimes
And now the blues:
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I’ll take the blues any day.