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News in Haiku Have the Gold

You get a gold medal, and you get a gold medal, and you get a gold medal! Everyone gets a gold medal for living through this week’s news!

USA! USA! 

Gabby’s got the gold
All-around awesome gymnast.
Amazing athlete.
NYTimes

In Other News, Syria is a Clusterfuck! 

Annan resigns. Casts
blame for Syria on all.
If he can’t, who can?
NYTimes

Horrible People Get Arrested

Al-Qaeda trio
Arrested in Spain. Planning
attack in Europe.
BBC

Rich Dudes Are So Bad With Money

Knight Capital loses
Oodles of money. Even
Oods can’t save them now.
NYTimes

I Want to Watch it Now!

Dr. Who trailer
Has dinosaurs, Ponds, Daleks
Hopefully won’t suck

By [E] Sally Lawton

My food groups are cheese, bacon, and hot tea. I like studying cities and playing with my cat, Buffy.

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