Welcome to the news. You want a dinosaur cat, don’t you?
Ryan deception
Even noticed by Fox News
And that’s not a lie
Fox News
New life for cheddar
Costs ten bucks an ounce. Also
It’s been aged decades.
NYTimes
Texas ID law
Discriminates says a court
Everybody votes!
LATimes
Cat-like dinosaur
Hunted with guile and cunning
Aeriel quarry
BBC
Counting calories
Doesn’t give monkeys long life
So eat ALL the food
NYTimes
2 replies on “News in Haiku Want a Dinosaur Cat”
CAT DINO!!!
Now I want cheddar. Which is completely fine, because I was just told that calorie counting is a foul beast. I take so much from these posts!