OK, folks. You’ve come into a huge amount of money. More than you could have made in a hundred lifetimes. Inherited, won the lottery, whatever. Your debts are all paid, and your family and friends are well taken care of. What’s the first thing you buy?
My answer: first thing is a custom-made goddamned wardrobe. I’m sick of nothing fitting properly, and I need to look fabulous while I shop for mansions. Second thing is a huge plot of land that will be turned into the biggest, nicest, most well-run and progressive animal rescue facility/shelter known to mankind.