News Appetizers: I’m Coming Weezy

Bless my heart, pretty kittens, you are back. Was last week that good? Did you forget about what the news appetizers deal usually about? Did that hope and positivity get you thinking, oh hey, I can get some more next week?  Gluttons for punishment! You forgot the ways in which things roll in these parts. While I find it almost like a mistake you have wandered back in for the masochism of the daily news,  I am overjoyed that you brave the ether with me, as we ever so gently face palm our way into the absurd (yes, the absurd). Like moths to a flame, we seek out the punishment that comes with the awareness of what takes place in our modern world. So lets put on our happy faces and hold on for dear life.

Wouldn’t it be better if this was the news?

9-11 was yesterday. I’ll let the NY Times do the talkin. (NY Times)

It’s election season – RUN! On a side note, it looks like conservatives are chomping at the bit, waiting to see what happens to Romney, post-election. Dare I say I almost feel bad for Mittens? (Huffington Post)

“An armed mob has attacked the US consulate in the eastern Libyan city of Benghazi and set fire to the building in what they say was a protest against an amateur film deemed offensive to Islam’s Prophet Muhammad.” Now folks are taking it to mean something about 9-11. Which it isn’t. Peeps just pissed on that dumb movie. (Al Jazeera)

America has just realized that white supremacist organizations are a thing. Thanks for catching up, guys. (Al Jazeera)

EHMERGERD – not Facebook stock!! Wait, this is news? (BBC)

A black hole is going to be eating a planetary cloud. In which I say, “damn, space, you freaky.” (BBC)

The FBI released a file that allegedly paints Black Panther activist, Richard Aoki as a government informant. Supporters like Kathleen Cleaver have come out in defense of Aoki. (Colorlines)

Naughty, naughty learners! Say you are sorry for reading up on such things! Lick my boots as I tell you that the news has soiled your pretty minds and hurt your pretty hearts! Wait what? This isn’t the dungeon? I’m at my writing gig? Oh…well, either kittens, you have voluntarily subjected yourself to a torture most people pay for. Kudos to you delicious treats. I commend your bravery and only say, til next time, darlings. Till next time.

By TheLadyMiss

5 replies on “News Appetizers: I’m Coming Weezy”

Ha!  You’ve given me the giggles now as I’m thinking, what if they weren’t looking for it? “Agh!  What’s that?”

Also, where did they get the guards in olde timey outfits to stand in the car park?  Were they there throughout the excavation?

This has really made my morning!

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