News In Haiku Want Pancakes

The news is bad, but at least there may be a giant pancake breakfast in the works.

Record Exodus from Syria

UN says thousands
Fled Syria in August
Is linked to air strikes

Maybe They’ll Talk to an Empty Couch

DNC opens
Not an empty chair in sight
And no Betty White

Not My Smug Organics!

Pricey organic
May not be worth it for health
Still good for the earth

When I Can Watch Downton as Soon As it Airs in the UK, I Will Happily Pay for Content

They are watching you
And your Dr. Who habit
They know who you are

Everyone’s Getting a New Car

When people buy cars
Economists get happy
‘Cause they cost a lot

Pay No Attention to the Giant Pancake I Just Made

Sticky-fingered thief
Steals lots of maple syrup
Now I want pancakes
The Globe and Mail

By [E] Sally Lawton

My food groups are cheese, bacon, and hot tea. I like studying cities and playing with my cat, Buffy.

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