The news is bad, but at least there may be a giant pancake breakfast in the works.
Record Exodus from Syria
UN says thousands
Fled Syria in August
Is linked to air strikes
NYTimes
Maybe They’ll Talk to an Empty Couch
DNC opens
Not an empty chair in sight
And no Betty White
NYTimes
Not My Smug Organics!
Pricey organic
May not be worth it for health
Still good for the earth
LATimes
When I Can Watch Downton as Soon As it Airs in the UK, I Will Happily Pay for Content
They are watching you
And your Dr. Who habit
They know who you are
BBC
Everyone’s Getting a New Car
When people buy cars
Economists get happy
‘Cause they cost a lot
Slate
Pay No Attention to the Giant Pancake I Just Made
Sticky-fingered thief
Steals lots of maple syrup
Now I want pancakes
The Globe and Mail
5 replies on “News In Haiku Want Pancakes”
Oh, my Tunnelbear
I love your proxy magic
Downton for me, free
Yeah, lots of studies say that organics have the same nutritional content as conventional foods. There are other benefits in some cases, but you’re not actually gonna get more nutrients or anything like that.
Yep, I choose organic meat when I can because I think routine use of antibiotics in agriculture is a bad idea.
Stealing maple syrup ..I hope the thief had those pancakes warm and ready, because else it wouldn’t be worth it.
I picked hungry in the MoodThingy, because pancakes.