We like our beloved one-horned beauties around these parts because they are awesome. What better way to show a special someone in your life how magical you think they are than with some unicorn-y goodness?
There are many, many truly horrifying things when you go searching around the internet for unicorns. For example—
I don't even know what to say about that. It's just… I mean… really… what in the actual fuck? That being said, there are also a jillion awesome unicorn items, so let's get started.
I was going to post the picture of just the necklace, but then I saw this, and couldn't help myself. You must buy this necklace, if for no other reason than to make someone as happy as this lady is. I love her.
Simple, yet simply rad.
It is a unicorn and it is glittery. Sign me right on up for that shit.
How adorable is this? I am having trouble not putting everything in this guide in my shopping carts, y'all.
I am willing to team up with a narwhal, for sure. Magic forces, UNITE!!
Sure, the velociraptor was a ruthless, sharp clawed killing machine, but that unicorn ain't even breaking a sweat. She knows she's got this shit.
Oh for fuck's sake, I am buying one of these for someone. That is close to one of the cutest things ever. Ever.
Hahahahahahahahaha, sorry, I couldn't help myself. I love having unicorns this close to my cooch.
Okay, here's where shit gets even more fantastic. I feel like all P-Mag peeps need at least one of these things hanging on their walls or in their homes somewhere.
Right?!?!? Who among us can honestly say they don't need a print of Prince riding a unicorn in the moonlight? That's right. Nobody.
While many of these have a cheese factor that only adds to their charm, this watering pitcher is actually really pretty.
I like my artwork a little bit haunting, and this print totally fits the bill. It reminds me of The Last Unicorn, and anything that reminds me of that book or movie is a plus for me.
For the big-titted among us, of which I am not one (secretary of my school's Itty Bitty Titty Committee, 4 years running, thank you very much!). This print proudly proclaims the status of your boobies as being one with that of the unicorn. Amen.
Dude. A barfing unicorn doll. Come on. So great.
I could seriously add at least twenty more items to this guide, folks. I am forcing myself to stop because I don't want to be overwhelming. Please trust me when I say that you will not be disappointed if you go hunting for unicorn stuff. If you aren't already following the P-Mag unicorn board on Pinterest, you need to be doing that. But one last thing, one more little piece that would look lovely on someone's mantel—
A unicorn skull. With a gold horn. I am in love.