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Unf*%& Your Habitat: Top Tens

I love lists. And I love making it a little easier for people to get their messes under control.

That said, here are some Unfuck Your Habitat top tens:


Top ten cleaning products:

  1. Vinegar
  2. Baking soda
  3. Mr. Clean Magic Eraser
  4. Bar Keepers Friend
  5. Comet
  6. A steam mop
  7. Swiffer dry mop (you can replace the disposable cloths with a microfiber cloth)
  8. Scrub brushes
  9. Goo Gone
  10. Rubbing alcohol


Photograph of large bottle of vinegar and fingernails painted with the letters UfYH
I take vinegar very seriously. Also, I get bored and do terrible nail art.

Top ten uses for vinegar:

  1. Drain volcano! (Pour baking soda down drain. Pour vinegar over it. Watch magic happen.)
  2. Add a cup to your laundry to get rid of musty odors and fabric softener build-up, especially on towels.
  3. Microwave a bowl of vinegar and water to make cleaning the inside of your microwave a zillion times easier.
  4. Run your dishwasher empty with a cup of vinegar, face up, to get rid of stains, smells, and mildew.
  5. Descale your coffeepot or tea kettle.
  6. Take the sting out of sunburn. No, seriously.
  7. Clean your fridge, especially the cruddy rubber seals.
  8. Boil a pan of vinegar and citrus on the stove to get rid of lingering stink.
  9. Kill weeds. (Will also kill plants that are not weeds, so use carefully.)
  10. Put it in a spray bottle and use it to clean EVERYTHING.


Before and after photograph of a microwave cleaned with vinegar
Did you think I was kidding about the vinegar? Photo courtesy of tumblr user hellofieldsbean.

Top ten general tips

  1. Laundry and dishes have three steps: wash, dry, and PUT IT AWAY, GODDAMMIT.
  2. Direct sunlight will clear up mustiness in almost anything.
  3. Denture tablets are awesome for cleaning water bottles or stained tea cups.
  4. If you have a ridiculous amount of paper to shred, most office supply stores will shred for you (they charge by the pound), and many places have “community shreds,” where you bring your stuff and they shred it in front of you, either for free or a nominal charge. Google “community shred [your area].”
  5. Before you start cooking, fill your sink with hot soapy water. Chuck your prep dishes in as you go (except knives. Leave those off to the side). Once your food is cooking, wash up! Clean as you go.
  6. Ribbons on the duvet cover.
  7. Don’t put it down, put it away.
  8. Take pictures! Your brain doesn’t always “read” everything that’s in a room when you look at it, but a picture will let you notice things you might have otherwise missed.
  9. Do the stuff you’re dreading the most first. You’ll feel like a rockstar.
  10. Bring your empty hangers with you when the dryer’s done. Hang stuff up right from the dryer. Don’t give it the chance to languish in the laundry basket.
Photograph of a bathroom before and after cleaning.
See? Before and afters really are magical. Image courtesy of tumblr user drmichaelaquinn.

Visit me at Unfuck Your Habitat for more ways to get your living space under control.

11 replies on “Unf*%& Your Habitat: Top Tens”

This could not be more timely. We’re having my husband’s group over for a party Friday evening, so I’ll be spending my evenings this week making the house presentable.

And Bar Keeper’s Friend is AH-MAZ-ING! (Avoid contact with skin, though… it is quite acidic.)

Seriously, you have changed my life. I found UfYH on the sidebar here and clicked because my habitat was the definition of fucked. So thank you sososo much. You probably saved my relationship and thanks to you my kids are building good habits for their futures.

Although you might want to rethink your username now. I like to imagine that as HDIC (Head Duck In Charge) you don’t have any piles at your place, filled with monkeys or otherwise. :)

PS: Bar Keepers Friend!!!!! Seriously, y’all. Go buy it, use it, LOVE IT!

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