I have the sense of humor of a twelve-year-old boy. My husband’s farts still crack me up after years, and my own will send me into fits of hysteria that just create more farts. The cycle is endless.
I totally get this from my dad. “Pull my finger” still gets me, even though my mom has banned it from the dinner table. The word “balls” slays me when properly deployed. To make a long story short, I want everything in this gift guide. Follow me on a journey for gifts for that special person who makes you roll your eyes, hang your head in shame or disbelief, or walk five steps ahead of on the street so nobody knows you’re together.
Allows one to go far beyond giving someone the middle finger. I need this because some days flipping off all the people who need it starts to give me a cramp.
Who doesn’t like a good spanking now and then? I need these because the hubs is always a little hesitant with the rougher stuff. I love my vanilla boy, but damn it, sometimes a girl likes it rough.
I have a number of inappropriate office accoutrements. My coffee mug says “Queen of Fucking Everything.” They are used to my foul mouth, so this handy notebook wouldn’t surprise anyone around here. Also easily DIY; just get a plain Moleskine notebook and find a cool font to trace this or any other saying you would like.
These are just funny. What nerdy guy hasn’t at least thought this when unsheathing his boner?
I wish I were still capable of being embarrassed about the number of hours I have spent being highly amused by fart machines. Unfortunately, that ship has long since sailed. I feel this could keep me amused for days. I mean, come on, this book includes this picture–
These things were potentially made to be offensive to the awesomesauce Clinton power duo. I personally think they are fucking awesome. Bill, as most people who have been in his presence or watched him on TV, is sex on a stick, so why not use his corkscrew cock to open some wine? Hillary is cracking nuts and taking names all over the world, so why not in in your kitchen, too? In the immortal words of Tina Fey, “Bitches get stuff done!” Pretend like each nut you crack is some dickbag dictator.
If you go to the Amazon page, you can read some excerpts of this book. It is pretty freaking funny, and would be well appreciated by any cat owners in your life.
And last but certainly not least in any way…
A Round Up Of Fucks
Hopefully this will be helpful in providing ideas for those you buy for who have more discerning tastes.