I feel like we read all of this last week: mergers, business deals, horrible everything?
But this week we have puns.
Warren Buffet doesn’t need to ketchup, he’s buying Heinz. NYTimes
Paralympian Oscar Pistorius is charged with the murder of a woman. At first it seems like an accident, but no, not so much. NYTimes
Cruise ship passengers end their oar-deal on a vacation that was anything but smooth sailing. NYTimes
Chicago names Joaquin Guzman as Public Enemy No. 1, the first such announcement since they named Al Capone. That’s just SO Chicago. BBC
The morning-after pill is more popular than ever. So is birth control. Yay birth control! BBC
American and US Airways are merging. Flying’s about to get way more expensive. NPR
What’s the news with you?