It’s another Friday comment game LTP!
It’s Friday, we’re all ready for the weekend, let’s sass things up with a rousing game of fuck/marry/kill. I’ve also heard it called marry/kiss/push off a cliff, but I’m crass, so I like the first one better. I’ll post a list below, anyone can answer to my list, as long as they add a list of their own.
Since we’re called Persephone, let’s get a little Greek in here.
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- Zeus
- Aphrodite
- Dionysus
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Fuck Aphrodite (I mean, hello? Goddess of love?), Marry Dionysus, Kill Zeus (because he is an asshole — well, all the Greek gods are, but still).
And now for my ultra-nerdy, ultra-obscure version: Classical Composers Edition! Basically it’s: Chopin, Mendelssohn, Liszt.
I’m fucking Chopin, because he’s my favorite classical composer. I’ll marry Liszt, b/c what the hell, which leaves poor Mendelssohn to kill.
Let’s do U.S. Presidents: Lincoln, Truman and Reagan.
Personally, it would have gone: Fuck Liszt (cause he had all those women, so you know he was good in bed), marry Mendelssohn (he seems like a smart, upstanding kind of guy), and kill Chopin (but only cause he was sick half the time, so it would been really easy). As for the presidents, it would be: Fuck Lincoln (he’s awesome), marry Truman (he seems like a nice guy, even if he did drop the A-bomb) and kill Reagan, because he is stupid and annoying.
I’ll give you another one: Narnia version! Caspian, Peter and Edmund. ( For me it’s: F- Caspian, M-Peter and Kill-Edmund.)
Fuck Dionysus, Marry Aprodite, Kill Zeus.
Doctor Who edition! Nine, Ten, Eleven.
One I can do!
Fuck Nine, Marry Ten, Kill Eleven.
Sorry, Eleven, you’re adorable, but the babyface is a dealbreaker.
And I forgot to post one. RULES, EVEN MY OWN, ARE TOOLS OF THE PATRIARCHY.
Star Wars version:
Han Solo
Chewbacka
Boba Fett
I knew somebody was gonna throw Chewie out there! Goddamnit. Obviously I have to fuck Han Solo and kill Boba Fett, so that leaves me marrying Chewbacca. I’m already married to a hairy dude; at least Chewie’s tall.
Star Trek: TNG: Picard, Riker, Worf
Fuck Worf, it would be one hell of a night to remember
Marry Picard, because he’s Jean Luc Picard
Push Riker off a cliff, because he strikes me as a smug bastard.
Oops, I forgot my list.
Stargate SG1: Teal’c, Daniel Jackson, Apophis
I can’t argue with any of this.
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Fuck – Dionysus. I mean, he’s kinda the god of it.
Marry – Aphrodite.
Kill – sorry Zeus, I want no part of your freaky zoological sexual violence fetish.
GoT-themed one: Littlefinger, the Hound, Tywin Lannister.
Oh, that’s just evil. I suppose I’d fuck Littlefinger, marry The Hound, and kill Tywin Lannister. But shudder.
My answers:
Fuck- Dionysus
Marry- Zeus
Kill- Aphrodite
Fuck/Marry/Kill Supernatural edition:
Sam
Dean
Crowley
Which one is Jensen, who has been dreamy since he was on Days of our Lives? He gets ALL the lovin’.
He’s Dean, and I’m totally with you on him getting all the lovin’.