The news is a lot of the same ol’ same ol’. But at least we discovered that Lululemon pants are just as overpriced as we thought!
Obama will try to do what no president has done before: bring peace to the Middle East. Good luck with that one! NYTimes
India passed a sweeping bill that addresses violence against women. NYTimes
Cyprus is broke. Which wouldn’t be such a big deal if they weren’t playing banker to lots of foreign folks (particularly people from Russia). BBC
Congress voted to avert a shutdown by passing a spending bill that will keep the government running through September. BBC
Scotland will vote on independence in September of 2014. LATimes
Lululemon Pants might show your butt cheeks. Apparently these overpriced pants are lacking in quality. (BIG SHOCKER!) LATimes
More than 60 percent of Americans support a path to citizenship. Slate
Colorado is cracking down on guns hours after the head of the Colorado Department of Corrections was shot. Slate
A study links fattier milk to slimmer kids. NPR
Is the housing market really improving? NPR
What news have you been following this week?