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This Open Thread Is Here For Toddlers And Tiaras

Friends, Toddlers and Tiaras has taught me everything I need to know.

Life advice flows from the lips of pageant moms and pageant dolls, like a midnight monsoon in Huckleballoo. Seriously, how could you not function with tips like these? Such as:

When to start shaving your legs and how to say, “I have enough friends.”

Don’t be afraid to shed a couple tears, especially when you have to get fake teeth and a fake tan.

Take chances! Even if they are questionable!

Finally: to be a superstar, you gotta work! work! work!

Well poodles, you got any tips on how to make it through life?

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