Lunchtime Poll

Lunchtime Poll: The Story of My Life

Congratulations! You’re so awesome and fascinating that Hollywood is making a movie about your life! 

You have executive power to decide who gets to play you. Who is it, and why? I choose Rachel Weisz, because we sort of look like each other, if you have very poor vision and a head injury, and having her play me greatly increases the chances that Daniel Craig will show up on set.

By [E] Rachel

I punctuate sentences with Oxford commas, and I punctuate disagreements with changesocks. Proud curmudgeon. Get off my lawn.

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