Our frank nature has finally sent the Googles over the edge.
We got kicked out of AdSense for being too saucy this week. There were a few moments of panic, but we’re motherfucking unicorns, so we figured out how to make our other revenue streams work just a little harder to make up the difference. We tried being respectable, but “nice” is not our color.
Fun fact: 90% of our Google search traffic goes to our sex posts.
So for this evening’s open thread, let’s all share our favorite cuss word. The Moral Eye of Google can’t tell us what to do.
My favorite swear is MOTHERFUCKER. It has just enough syllables and hard consonants to be really satisfying as it rolls of the tongue.
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Horseshit has been my favorite for a few years, especially when shouting “This wedding is HORSESHIT!”
I’ve been saying fuck A LOT lately. Especially in the form of “Are you fucking kidding me?” and “Jesus fucking Christ.
I blame my job. I never use to be this bad.
I hate Google sometimes.
Fuck is a favorite of mine. Twatwaffle and douchenugget are awful fun. I also like words like “asshat,” “assface,” “jerkass,” and “stupid fucking dipshit.”
…actually, I kinda like swearing as a whole.
I refuse to use words like bitch or cunt though. Whole lot of nope for those.
Oh my god, the tags.
My current favorites are “For fuck’s sake” and “Jesus Fucking Christ.” The latter much to the dismay of my liberal, “hasn’t attended church regularly in 40 years, but still gets mad when we use the Lord’s name in vain” mother.
All time favorite: That’s bullshit!
PIGFUCKER. COCK-KNOCKER. DICKWAD. ASSMUNCH. FUCKING FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCKER FUCK FUCKYFUCK.
I’m all about the word ‘fuckin’ and I sometimes use it too liberally in conversation. Like, “And then fuck, what did he say? He said something like fuckin’, that’s not my job and fuckin’ I was like noooooo you DID NOT!” There’s pauses there to add the dramatic element. It sounds perfect when I say it, trust me.
Really, it’d be easier to list the curse words I don’t love. I’m sure I can think of some… Nope. Love ’em all.
Also, OHMYGOD that gif. Pants feelings.
And google?
Also,
Hey, Google?
I’ve been working with many more youngs than I have been used to, so I end up saying a lot of, “Are you fucking serious?”
Fuck is always a brilliant word. Always.
ALSO I made tiny pumpkin pies for a party thing! I hope they are good! They are cooling right now.
Also, did I ever post this one?
Any and all variants of fuck, as in: fuck those motherfucking fucksticks at Google and their fucking bullshit hypocritical asses who say don’t be evil and then motherfucking turn around and fund fucking evil.
So Google kicked us out for other people using their search engine for sex stuff? FIRST AMENDMENT!!! Censorship!!! MY BEER AND I SAY ENOUGH!! (I’m going to go take my drunk ass home.)
Where do I begin?!
Feck, fuck (definitely not the same thing), tosspot, asswipe, bollocks…
Oh, tosspot. I’d forgotten the wonderfullness that is tosspot.
It’s delightfully old-fashioned and yet thoroughly disgusting.
“Oh ye gods and little fishes” for exasperation, bafflement, etc
“Frigging/shitting hellfire” for everything else
Blasphemy? I speaks it :-/
My cussing depends on what company I’m in. At the moment “bollocks” is being heard fairly regularly. “Fuckwit” is one brought out, too, along with “arsehole”. Good gracious, those do seem like rather crude cuss words. I’m also known to occasionally use the c-word that often Must Not Be Said. But my favourite? It has to be the wonderful, “fuck”. It’s like cake, it goes with everything.
Dear Googe, these gifs are for you.
*ahem, Google.
Much typo. Many Googe. So morals. No squirt.
I have trends that come and go in cursing. Right now I am fond of ASSHAT.