Word of some remakes causes me to rend my garments and shake my balled fists at the sky in betrayal. Lifetime’s Flowers in the Attic remake? Bring me all the box wine, the remote, and some powdered sugar doughnuts, please.
In celebration of this milestone pop culture event, we’re going to be re-reading V.C. Andrews’ (pre-ghostwriting army!) shlocky, gothic-like novel about pretty blonde children with terrible relatives.
Join us next week for a discussion of the first half of the book, followed by liveblogs of the 1987 movie featuring Kristy Swanson and Louise (Kai Wynn, Nurse Ratched) Fletcher, and the Lifetime remake later this month. You can catch the amazingly, unbelievably, still awesome original on Netflix Instant, if you want to play along.