My Week, Told by Shirley Temple

We’ll miss you, Shirley Temple, this post is our way of pouring one out for you. In .gifs. 

1.  Getting Ready at 5 am.

2.  Finding out I’ll be working from 6:30 a.m. to 5:30 p.m. all week.

3.  Asking for and receiving a half day of vacation on Friday afternoon.

4.  Realizing it’s only Tuesday

4.  So I walk the floor, pretend to be pleasant, and converse with various associates to pass the time.

5.  And I give the same HR advice I’ve given a million times before.

6.  I react appropriately when someone gives me bad news.

7.  And I laugh at other’s people’s jokes!

8.  When I find out that someone has lied about something important, causing me to redo a week of work, I chastise them appropriately.

9.  But behind my office door…..

10.  So I eat my feelings, courtesy of sales vendors.

11.  Being a grown up with gainful employment is hard work.

12.  Until eventually….

13.  So Daisy and I crawl into bed on Thursday night.

14.  But then it’s Friday!

15.  And I skip merrily out the door!

16.  Because I am done dancing for you people.

17.  And it’s finally my 27th birthday.

Happy weekend everybody!!!!!!