Wednesday Puzzle: Categories II

Let’s play categories again!

To refresh your memory from last time (in case you never played Scattergories), you need to think of an example of each of the following categories starting with the letters in the game word. This week we’re playing with the letters in PMAG, and these are your categories:

1. A hypothetical fanfic pairing (Both characters should start with the target letter, though they don’t need to exist in the same universe. The wackier the pair, the better!)
2. A fake romance novel title
3. A cake or pie
4. A cute animal
5. A song from the ’90s

Examples, using the letter L so I don’t take anyone’s ideas:

1. Loki and Littlefinger
2. The Lascivious Debutante
3. Lemon merengue pie
4. Lemurs
5. “Linger” by the Cranberries