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The Internet’s Best Reactions to the “Game of Thrones” Purple Wedding

The Internet really just makes things better. (Spoilers, of course!)

If you clicked into this post, I’m assuming you’ve either seen Game of Thrones through the most recent episode, or have read as far in A Storm of Swords. If not, you are responsible for your own spoilers.

King Shithead Joffrey’s death in “The Lion and the Rose” was quite possibly the most enjoyable and satisfying scene in the entire series. If you don’t believe me, check out this reaction video of people who didn’t know that the sadistic little bastard (both definitions of the word) was going to bite the dust.

On top of that, of course, the Internet delivered some amazing jokes relating to how choked up Joffrey got at his wedding (sorry). Here are some of the best:

A picture of Joffrey (Jack Gleeson) choking captioned "OMG you look fabulous in that"

A gif of Jaime Lannister rushing through a crowd captioned "Fuck yeah, pie"

A picture of Dexter Morgan standing behind King Joffrey.

A picture of Cersei and Jaime Lannister over Joffrey's body captioned "don't touch him, you're not here in the books."

An image of Olenna Tyrell captioned like she is encouraging him to drink poisoned wine.

A gif from Game of Thrones captioned "Loras out"

A picture combining Game of Thrones and Arrested Development.

A picture of Jaime Lannister running through a crowd captioned like an Immodium ad.

A book that reads "Westeros wedding tip: don't."
Good advice.
A picture of the wedding pie from Game of Thrones with a sign that says "Dead dove, do not eat."
I don’t know what I expected. (Via

And, of course…

A gif of Maergery Tyrell captioned "some guys just can't hold their arsenic" captioned "he had it coming." A gif of Sansa Stark captioned "he had it coming." A gif of Tyrion Lannister and Sansa Stark captioned "He only had himself to blame."

Images were taken from Tumblr unless otherwise noted.

By [E] Liza

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